table-ender

English

Noun

table-ender (plural table-enders)

  1. (UK, slang) An act of sexual intercourse performed on or against a table.
    • 1971, James Wood, The Friday Run, page 47:
      […] a table-ender at supper-time.' Dod nodded thoughtfully: 'Providing there wasn't any castors on the table, like. I used to know a deckie in Hull that got a double rupture because he forgot to saw the castors off […]
    • 2010, Alexis Munier, The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words:
      a table-ender threesome with Emeril Lagasse and Jamie Oliver
    • (Can we date this quote by Rock Rampant, Green Stain and provide title, author’s full name, and other details?)
      Banging my balls on your bum, / A table-ender is much better, for sure, / You can breathe, for a start, plus you're not squashed, / And I love it, because I can see more, / Than if I'm on top, with you flattened beneath, […]
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